[ This is the type of question Sakichi ordinarily reject out of hand, but seeing that it comes from Kashuu who has never done Sakichi wrong (so far), he stops in his tracks and looks at the phone being waved in his general direction. Nadeshiko, trailing slightly behind him, also stops, the bucket of paint hanging from her harness swinging with a metallic creak. ]
What is it?
[ He halfway expects this to be related to Yasusada. ]
[AH NADESHIKO... So majestic. And Sakichi, so trusting of this foolass peanut!! If only this was about Yasusada, that would be 100 times easier since they both know how to handle him.
But no. Instead, he points at one thing on the screen in particular.]
[HE AGREES, AT LEAST... The only reason he's asking Sakichi over anyone else is because he assumes Sakichi will be just as exasperated and salty the entire time so they can bond while they suffer.
Looks like he's going to be suffering extra, though...]
Well, duh. There's no point in playing if it's not to win.
[Did he miss the part where it says they only need to compete or is he just Ultra Competitive?? Mysteries. ...Not so mysterious actually, he's definitely painfully competitive.]
[ Sakichi silently approves of Kashuu's inexplicable need to win against nonexistent competitors. Kashuu has resolve, and Sakichi thinks that's a good and just thing.
Without further ado, Sakichi starts off for the promised burgerland, assuming Kashuu will follow. Nadeshiko clip-clops after him.
[Please don't approve of this Sakichi THIS IS NOT A GOOD THING TO APPROVE OF... And yet here they go, a merry band of idiots and their sparkling horse.
Fast-forwarding to BIG BANG BURGER, though, and Kashuu is not feeling quite as confident as he had been a few minutes ago! The table literally shakes when they drop the plate and its massive contents down. It's being held together with a big ol' knife instead of those dainty toothpicks for bar burgers.
He already feels one (1) regret.]
...Hm. Y'know, I'm pretty sure there's enough grease in there to kill your horse.
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What is it?
[ He halfway expects this to be related to Yasusada. ]
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But no. Instead, he points at one thing on the screen in particular.]
I need help eating enough burger to kill a man.
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That's stupid.
[ But he's well aware of Zee's collection of mandates, and that he and Kashuu are but tools for a higher purpose. It's for the good of the city... ]
Fine. But we play to win. I won't accept wasted meat.
[ as if he could force kashuu's share of the buger down his throat?? ]
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[HE AGREES, AT LEAST... The only reason he's asking Sakichi over anyone else is because he assumes Sakichi will be just as exasperated and salty the entire time so they can bond while they suffer.
Looks like he's going to be suffering extra, though...]
Well, duh. There's no point in playing if it's not to win.
[Did he miss the part where it says they only need to compete or is he just Ultra Competitive?? Mysteries. ...Not so mysterious actually, he's definitely painfully competitive.]
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Without further ado, Sakichi starts off for the promised burgerland, assuming Kashuu will follow. Nadeshiko clip-clops after him.
fast-forward to the big bang burger y/n ]
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Fast-forwarding to BIG BANG BURGER, though, and Kashuu is not feeling quite as confident as he had been a few minutes ago! The table literally shakes when they drop the plate and its massive contents down. It's being held together with a big ol' knife instead of those dainty toothpicks for bar burgers.
He already feels one (1) regret.]
...Hm. Y'know, I'm pretty sure there's enough grease in there to kill your horse.